July 4, 2025

WASHINGTON D.C. — In what economists are calling the most coordinated act of economic self-respect in modern history, over 70 million workers across the United States walked off the job last week, participating in what is now being called “The Human Strike.” The strike, which spans teachers, healthcare workers, delivery drivers, coders, baristas, and even mid-level brand consultants who finally snapped, is not about a single employer—it’s about the entire system.

“Look,” said Dolores Finkle, a 33-year-old freight dispatcher turned strike marshal. “We’re not protesting for something this time. We’re protesting against being erased. You can’t automate empathy. And you can’t algorithm your way out of this mess.”

Not a Union Strike. A Human One.
While organized labor supported the movement, most strikers are not formally unionized, they're just over it.

“It wasn’t one thing,” said Kenan Gribble, a former UX designer who now hosts daily sidewalk philosophy salons outside a shuttered WeWork. “It was everything. The layoffs. The rent. The quiet quitting that got loud. The fact that I asked my boss if I could take a mental health day and he sent me a Calendly link.”

The final straw for many came after Project 2025's Phase II rollout, when what was once conspiracy became codified law: no healthcare unless employed, no school unless screened, and no internet unless ‘verified by a partner platform.’

Productivity is not a moral obligation.
Dr. Rita Von Clewn, professor of Economic Ethics and founder of the nonprofit People Over Profit, called the strike “a long-overdue refusal to be useful to a machine that’s eating us.”

“Capitalism without boundaries becomes cannibalism,” she told reporters. “And while I’m flattered the billionaires want to live forever, I’m not interested in being their battery pack.”

The Numbers Don’t Lie—Just the Apps Do
While the White House released a now-deleted post claiming that “only 4% of citizens are participating,” a cross-analysis by The Institute for Things That Actually Exist showed over 65% of the U.S. labor force has engaged in some form of economic resistance in the past two weeks—whether through walkouts, coordinated sick-outs, or refusing to open emails with the subject line “Quick Check-In .”

Even some delivery drones have reportedly begun flying in slow, sassy loops in solidarity.

Tech Executives: “We Never Could Have Predicted This,” They Say, Into Microphones They Own
Representatives from Google, Meta, and Amazon issued a joint statement reading:
“We always knew humans were valuable. We just... didn’t think they’d figure that out too.”

Meanwhile, Elon Musk has not made a public statement, but sources close to XAI say he’s been running simulations on how to generate GDP with only 5% of the population “if they’re obedient enough.”

A Cross-Class, Cross-Party Awakening
Unlike prior resistance movements, the Human Strike is not easily categorized.

It’s been joined by:

• Rural postal carriers
• Former consultants who once believed in “disruption”
• Librarians and line cooks
• Millennial dads who learned how to bake sourdough during the AI layoffs
• Grandmothers who “just got tired of pretending they weren’t angry”

“It’s not about Left or Right,” said Brenda Holstein, a retired factory worker from Michigan. “It’s about not letting a handful of data lords turn the rest of us into frightened renters with no say in how this world works.”

 What’s Next?
The White House has issued no formal response, though insiders say private negotiations are underway. Rumors swirl of a proposed “Digital Bill of Rights”, Universal Basic Dignity, and even a “Human Non-Replaceability Clause”—though no official details have emerged.

Meanwhile, on the streets, the chant is simple: “We built the empire. And we can unbuild it.”

Closing Thoughts
As the world watches, one thing is clear: This wasn’t a protest. It was a remembering. That labor isn’t just a means of survival. It’s how we give meaning, value, and shape to the world. And if that world forgets we’re human? We stop working for it.

Sometime between the 1980s and now, America stopped being a democracy. The corporations took over, and we became a corporatacracy under the guise of a democracy.

This seemed bad enough when, seemingly overnight, the corporatocracy transformed into an authoritarian corporate backed regime, with no laws, no justice, no humanity.

That is the bad new. But the good news is we can take the power back from the corporations we gave it to. They do not operate without us. They need us more than we need them. We have the power, and we can take it back.

Imagine a country where all the working people rally behind a common vision to reclaim our power, our right to live and thrive that is our birthright by virtue of being alive. Imagine us all reclaiming our lives, our time to spend in nature and in person rather than online!

We are up against a major challenge: the massive power consolidation in BigTech and its influence in our government and on our minds via social media. We've written books and movies warning us about this moment, and showing epic showdowns between the human and the inhumane. If 1984 and Brave New World can come true, why can't we also have a the Lord of the Rings showdown come to fruition, where the good guys win; where instead of just passing the baton (the ring of power to another party) we throw it away. We throw corporate domination of our politics out the window and bring the power back to the people.

Up to 80-90% of Americans are worse of than they were in the 1980s and it is only going to get worse with the direction we are going. We have the power of the majority, if we just ban together.

Corporations aren't people. They are machines that maximize profit even when that means harming millions of people or creating an uninhabitable planet. It's time for the people to take a stand and take our power back. Can you imagine it?