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APRIL 28, 2025

10 Million Log Off: The Digital Exodus Reshapes the Global Attention Economy

In what analysts are calling the “Woodstock of Attention,” over 10 million people across the United States and beyond unplugged from Big Tech platforms last week, marking the largest coordinated digital walkout in human history.

Dubbed the Digital Exodus, the movement targetted massive drops in daily active users across Meta, X, Google, Amazon, and Apple services - with major advertisers reportedly “panicking quietly into their cold brew,” according to one former Google employee.

At the center of the movement is a simple premise: attention is power. And for the first time in decades, it seems that power is moving back toward the people.

“We thought the platforms were immortal,” said Mila Forrester, a digital strategist-turned-permaculture farmer. “Turns out they’re just ad companies with really good UX.”

The movement began quietly in corners of Discord servers, community gardens, and living rooms where people had begun questioning the emotional costs of the algorithm economy. But in the weeks leading up to Earth Day, momentum surged, thanks in part to rising concerns about digital surveillance, political manipulation, and what one protester called “the spiritual crime of endless scroll.”

The tipping point? The platforms themselves. “You can’t declare loyalty to authoritarian regimes, profit off public breakdown, and still call yourself a neutral tech company,” said Professor Rani Okafor, who’s been tracking corporate entanglement with Project 2025. “Eventually, people notice.”

The Exodus Playbook, a grassroots PDF that circulated widely across networks and group chats, offered a roadmap: 1) Cancel Prime. 2) Leave Meta. 3) Switch to open-source tools. 4) Reclaim your time. 5) Tell someone else.

Within days, hashtags like #DigitalExodus, #OffTheBig5, and #SovereignScrollsOnly began trending off platform, largely through encrypted messengers, decentralized media site, local zines, and public art installations.

While Silicon Valley CEOs have downplayed the impact, internal memos leaked from Meta suggest they are “strategizing around emotional re-engagement pathways” — which apparently includes offering free puppies via Instagram stories.
Governments around the world are reportedly “watching closely.”

In Denmark, parliament held a session on “post-platform governance.” In Brazil, cooperatives are forming around community-owned mesh networks. And in the U.S., three Senators have quietly asked what happens when the lobbyists lose their data.

For now, those participating in the Exodus say it’s not about perfection — it’s about direction, it about movement, it about taking our power by, one by one. Every action matters. Every person matters.

“We’re not just logging off,” said ex-product manager Jamal Dorsey. “We’re walking toward something - each other.”

Big Tech’s next quarterly reports are expected next week. Some predict investor panic. Others say it’ll blow over. But as one mural in Portland now reads in bold colors above a cracked iPhone: “The Revolution Will Not Be Monetized.”

Mural in Portland, OR.

This story is satire.